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G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!


TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm
**** where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm
Grandma?


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN - It doesn't matter "who's there".


TAGS: batman dark knight
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by daydark

Sho - January 7, 2011, 4:14 pm
LMAO
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 9:01 am
I see.
DreMagnum - October 12, 2009, 7:20 pm
um its spelled pwn3d
aesop's folly - October 12, 2009, 7:15 pm
i thought the word: pwned
Woody - June 17, 2009, 11:50 pm
classic..... they should put this in the hall of fame.
Erecrottod - April 29, 2009, 2:56 am
Didn't get it :-
Grizz - April 8, 2009, 3:33 pm
Now THATS a motifake... NICE ;D
Khatmonsuk - December 28, 2008, 12:33 pm
Just brilliant ;D.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 27, 2008, 9:47 am
This is my favourite one of all time. It's almost as if the faces are made for this motifake.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:06 am
wtf?????....wtf is this....wtf did i just read....yesh,to much thinking...hurting my brain.
Roamer - October 26, 2008, 3:58 pm
I'm not sure if Batman's being extremely stupid or extremely cunning. I'm left in a conundrum; kudos.


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm
OUTSTANDING !!


REGRET -


TAGS: up late at night
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

the1stCOMMI3 - September 29, 2011, 8:16 pm
that is epicly cute and funny at the same time
mariand - September 29, 2011, 11:53 am
yeah...I know what you're talking about


Clown spiders -


TAGS: clown spider god nightmares
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:14 pm

NEENER NEENER
nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:44 pm
The spider looks like a little jell bean, it's actually really cute!


IT WAS HORRIBLE! - I dreamt I was in a world where only smart and talented people could be famous!


TAGS: kardashian nightmare
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by vilnius

falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:43 pm
Not sure if repost, or...I-don't-know-what.
BoneCD - July 23, 2012, 9:22 pm
LMFAO...I f'n love this poster!!!! 5 extreme poodles for you
falloutghoul - July 23, 2012, 2:59 pm
If only it was a dream come true.


MEASURES - A knight in shining armor is a knight who has never had his metal tested For your armor after battle tells the story of who you truly are


TAGS: armor knight truth
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by robotdylan

powla412 - November 22, 2013, 12:55 pm
I want to buy this poster. How do I do that?
demon001 - October 29, 2013, 9:32 pm
Did you mean :"mettle"?
demon001 - October 29, 2013, 9:32 pm
Did you means :"mettle"?
fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:47 am
No comment required - 5L's well won, sir knight.


Sweet dreams! -


TAGS: spider nightmare
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 11:41 am
'Horde' of spiders.
heavyrock - June 3, 2013, 8:38 pm
This looks like a sh** from an old Cure Video - Lullaby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS6t56U9tBg
Rudedog - May 13, 2013, 10:11 pm
Thank you for my nightmare de jour.
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 9:22 am
More likely that they'd just join forces...
MissPriss - May 12, 2013, 2:17 am
You did already drop this off over at Shivers too...right? How about I just dream of spiders eating up bed bugs? Eewwww


DAYMAN (AAAAAAHHHHH!) - Fighter of the Nightman (aaaaaahhhhh!) Champion of the Sun! He's a master of Karate and Friendship for everyone!


TAGS: dayman nightman
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Koradan

GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:32 pm
87930
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 8:31 pm
WTF Man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 3, 2010, 8:29 pm
Trash made almost this exact poster last week.
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 2:05 pm
You got to pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole


Untying The Knots -


TAGS: ptsd military army dreams nightmares
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:43 pm
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:11 pm
I didn't know there were anything other kind. 5L Grey
Sho - August 28, 2014, 6:29 pm
indeed 5L


KIDS - Why do you assume that flesh eating monsters are afraid of a 7.5 watt bulbs?


TAGS: nightlight monster under bed
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

M0rd3kaI - May 4, 2012, 1:26 pm
Grammar: ...a 7.5 watt bulb* good poster though


WHEN DARKNESS FALLS -


TAGS: nightmares
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

FatherTyme - October 13, 2011, 10:40 am
Didn't I see this on another Moti? The the image of the tat I mean...
memengratbu - October 12, 2011, 7:24 pm
reminds me of A.I. movie ^_^
gas - October 12, 2011, 10:53 am
I mean, really nice
gas - October 12, 2011, 10:46 am
that's nice :)
rerun - October 11, 2011, 10:38 pm

Delightfully dark


MIDNIGHT SNACKS - If we aren't supposed to have a midnight snack then why is there a light in the fridge ?


TAGS: midnight snack light in fridge
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:03 pm
Apparently, I'm not supposed to because my bedside mini-fridge doesn't have a light.
gas - August 13, 2011, 12:02 pm
I forgot, 5L
gas - August 13, 2011, 11:59 am
another question for philosoraptor!


FUTILE -


TAGS: death watches chair night
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

gas - December 17, 2011, 11:48 am
ok thanks ;) it didn't seem to be well-known
Reality Lord - December 17, 2011, 10:25 am

future reference...you might want to quote the source.
LiquidAngel - December 17, 2011, 8:59 am
No it wasn't me. I found this while searching for some books a friend recommended me. The book it's from is called dark side of the moon by Sherrilyn Kenyon
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:45 am
is that yours LA? a search on google brings me to a novel someone's writing (I wondered if it was you)


WOW -




FIYAHPOWA -


TAGS: firepower fiyahpowa fire power fiyah powa night at the museum 2
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by ceth

aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 3:27 pm
BAD!


HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by jalford

jeffhardy25 - October 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
THAT IS HOOOTTTTT!!! IVE HAD A CRUSH ON HARLEY SINCE I WAS A KID! :D


NIGHTBOAT -


TAGS: simpsons nightboat
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Nateosis

Nateosis - October 30, 2009, 9:45 am
QUIET! I will not hear another word against the boat!
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:26 pm
LOL
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:09 pm
Ugh, there's always a ca***, an inlet, or a peninsula.


OR YOUR CATS -


TAGS: voices crazy sleep insanity night
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:10 pm
Mine's like a popcorn popper, hence my Obsession poster. Just asingular voice, though. ;) Eventually it shorts out and stops functioning.
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:01 am
mine start showing movies!
falloutghoul - January 16, 2012, 6:54 pm
I know how that feels. I have a good train of thought RIGHT when I go to sleep.


- Ni


TAGS: the knights who say
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 21, 2010, 5:58 pm

your "out of gas" is by far better than a lot of the newer members submissions. I got the reference right away.
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 4:46 pm
Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang zoom-Boing z'nourrrwringmm
Airman - September 21, 2010, 4:14 pm
thanks for letting it through rerun.. and to be honest, that was all i had. I was out of gas.
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 10:53 pm
Brilliant!
jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:15 pm
nice, I hope he has an undershirt on else thats gonna pull a lot of hair out
ICEMAN - September 20, 2010, 8:22 pm
Gee whiz thanks Z. I had no idea.
Zealot - September 20, 2010, 8:11 pm
its funny, i laughed, however if you didnt it was cause u havent seen monty python holy grail
CANADA - September 20, 2010, 7:32 pm
HA! instant classic
rerun - September 20, 2010, 7:14 pm

I know it was out of format, however I laughed.
motinet - September 20, 2010, 7:10 pm

LOL - rule breaking simplicity


Momma was right! -




PARENTS - They lie to you, because you ruined their lives


TAGS: parents nightmare kids
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

LOLOLOL - April 12, 2009, 2:22 pm
UR AN IDIOT, thats p***bear when he wakes up in the morning. He wants his first *doink* of the day!
Buttplug67 - February 27, 2009, 11:15 am
Hey! I'm in the picture! Under the bed!


JUST THINK -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 just think
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by LegendaryDarkKnight45

djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:47 am
LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.


DATE NIGHT - "Hey, honey! Great news! We can still go to the Olive Garden! I found us a baby-sitter!"


TAGS: date night baby sitter wtf
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

MindBenda - April 15, 2012, 2:33 pm
Seems legit.


LAWFUL GOOD - It's Lawfully Awesome


TAGS: lawful good knight awesome
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by HeadHunter

Jas - June 19, 2009, 12:03 am
Because the vendor discounts are worth it.
Kragtast - September 27, 2008, 11:41 pm
Your wrong, ask any DM and they will say the "awesome" is reserved for Chaotic, Nuetral, and Evil alignments.


HITLER KITTY -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 hitler kitty
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by LegendaryDarkKnight45

LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 10, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes, I have heard of it. I heard it was pretty good. I would love to read it some time.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:37 am
Ever hear of Maus? It's a graphic novel where the Jews are mice, the nazi's are cats and their Allied liberators are dogs


WHEN IN DOUBT -


TAGS: night firefight afghanistan
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - February 16, 2011, 3:47 pm
well put sdfghjkl. Your words of wisdom inspire us all. well thought out and well communicated. I will take these words and let them be my guiding beacon from this day forward. Amen
Ookami85 - February 15, 2011, 9:39 pm
I love this. Epic win, 5Ls and a high five.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:51 pm
when in doubt... stop posting bull****
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:44 pm
Love it. Love it. Love it!
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:40 am

and use the noob tube...always use the noob tube. (the gamers will get that)
coldinjected - February 3, 2011, 11:57 pm
You lie Airman. Something tells me you wouldn't wait for doubt.


LAST NIGHT - If you got a call or text from me, please disregard. My phone was drunk.


TAGS: last night my phone drunk
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

mastergiygas - August 10, 2012, 6:46 pm
*burp*


CHRISTMAS GREETINGS -


TAGS: merry christmas to all and to all a good night
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:28 am
Take care, Canada
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:27 am
been to Winnipig. got pickled in a pickle factory there.
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:25 am
merry christmas. see ya guys later
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:23 am
i go to the u of m in manitoba. its in winnipeg
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:20 am
MN
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:19 am
and Random, when did you go for mickeys sister? noonish?
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:18 am
like manitoba? or some other u of m
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:17 am
nothing but trees and great fishing out here! gota love outdoor sports to stay sane out here. no beer, no TV make CANADA go crazy!
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:17 am
So the first thing I took out of my stocking from my parents this morning was a mickey of White Tequila. I love my parents.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:16 am
@CANADA I went to the U of M too
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:16 am
LOL
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:15 am
LMAO!
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:15 am
Crank based would be my guess.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:14 am
Steam-powered modem?
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:14 am
hey, you have the International Gardens, and Minot
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:13 am
Go easy on Random... he's a menschy guy!
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:13 am
no, east. almost on the ontario border
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:12 am
LMAO! i went home for the holidays. my parrent life to far out of town to get high speed
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:12 am
Probably not Regina, probably just moved a tiny bit westward. Not like theres much in Manitoba besides Winnipeg.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:11 am
LMFAO!!!! You didn't tell me that you moved to Regina!
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:10 am
Random..Merry Christmas1...suck this(.)(.)
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:09 am
Suck up.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:08 am
like I said, how do you choose that?..Mr M was a clear winner ;)
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:07 am
great poster aggy! it only took me 5 minutes to load it on dial up!
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:05 am
Yeah, I got it! LOL I cringed at the thought of that "of the year" stuff... I was concerned it'd create discord.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:03 am
got that joke did ya?..guess you saw my choice for Mod of the year too :)
GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 12:11 pm
Mary Christmas, Aggy
R.S.Jake - December 25, 2009, 10:47 am
Merry Christmas everyone! 5 wreaths!
Cubbybear - December 25, 2009, 2:22 am
Merry Christmas agdaniele,5/5
spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:42 am
Very nice, agdaniele. 5 merry hohos.
MrRandom - December 25, 2009, 12:41 am
Four beers is probably putting it lightly


HE KNOWS... -


TAGS: santa barbarian christmas nightmare iceman
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 12:05 am
If you've been bad, he'll bring you coal instead of an Xbox. If you've been really bad, he'll bring you a Leapfrog game system
LiquidAngel - December 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
awesome. 5L


BATMAN PUNCH -


TAGS: batman punch dark knight
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by mrossana

... - August 18, 2009, 8:20 am
Stiff as a frozen zombie, Keaton's Batman uses Steven Segal's "Im just gonna stand here while you run into my fists" school of fighting.


SOMETIMES -




CHRISTIAN LOGIC -


TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by Atheist

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:27 am
Talking in circles, not making any sense, spewing random words - his brain is fried. Probably meth OD.
Epic. - June 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
This is it. You didn't include the part where he said "A-thee-izum."
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:05 am
Boo, you fail.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
Look who is enjoying too many turkey clubs on sliced "body of christ"


Meanwhile... -


TAGS: walmart midnight weirdos creepy
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

maoworks2 - May 31, 2013, 4:11 pm
Working Nights 5 Sleepy Eyes L .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 3:09 pm
Lots of discounts at Walmart, even in the circus sideshow, lol.
Reality Lord - May 31, 2013, 2:57 pm

when i was a kid you used to have to pay to see the freaks. now its free at walmart daily. who would have thought :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 2:48 pm
I just randomly found this. They actually have a website dedicated to these... these... CREATURES? Things that make you go.... *uuuugggh.*
CloudchaserS - May 31, 2013, 11:12 am
More at peopleofwalmart.com


PORTRAITS -


TAGS: night bed sleep
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Sho

dy2012 - June 9, 2012, 12:54 am
Nice one Sho!You're the master of supense..Alfred Hitch**** of Motifake
Sho - June 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
visit motitwist.com for motivational ones. no need to create a new acount
RealityCheck - June 3, 2012, 5:19 pm
It's supposed to be a motivational poster, not a short novel.
LiquidAngel - June 2, 2012, 5:54 pm
creepy and creative, beautifully done
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:21 am
A motifake that you created.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:20 am
Dude! I think that’s the second Motifake I nearly defecated myself. Good job!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 8:03 am

shivers, wonderful


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




EXTREME CROSSING GUARD - YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!!!


TAGS: knight guy as a crossing guard
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 7:06 am
"Once more into the street, dear friends, once more; Or fill the holes up with our school dread." ~ something like William Shakespeare
RubyRadio - March 10, 2010, 9:50 am
Is this Guy part of the SCA???
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:17 pm
"5, It's just a flesh wound's"


NIGHT ELVES -


TAGS: elves challenge shadow dark knight crazy wow warcraft
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 9:09 am
Kung-fu monkey shenanigans? Watch "Grandma's Boy"...
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:58 am
d*** it! Monkeys suck! Wait...new training idea...what if they learn to drive trucks? Do monkeys live to the age of sixteen?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:56 am
But then they're drinking your beer.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:55 am
And what if someone is drinking a beer? They could lose a hand... Ah, I have the solution. I'll just keep the monkeys drunk all the time; that way, they'll miss the cans. Brilliant, eh?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:50 am
They'll shoot full cans.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:49 am
That is beyond awesome...and now I want a monkey. I wouldn't teach it Kung Fu, though. (I wouldn't want to repeat that guy's mistake.) I'll just teach them to shoot beer cans with sh**guns. What could possibly go wrong?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Actual news story, not sure if it's real though. Guy trained his monkeys to do kung fu, and they turned on him. Probably fake, but still awesome.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:44 am
Is that a new character class?...and I though Peanut with a six-pack was weird enough. (Dunham's puppet)
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:41 am
*cough* Say, heard about the kung fu monkeys?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:40 am
That last "totally" makes me suspicious...Random, do you have a level 30 Blood Druid?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:38 am
I totally don't have an account. Totally.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:37 am
That it is. It has taken more lives that we can count. Hell, it has more accounts than the world has people!
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am
Satan game!


A DAY IN THE LIFE -


TAGS: nightmare
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 7, 2012, 8:55 am

Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat
spacedog - July 6, 2012, 4:46 pm
*went* lol
spacedog - July 6, 2012, 2:11 pm
5omebody spoke and I when into dream...
Airman - July 6, 2012, 11:48 am
found my way downstairs and had a smoke
mariand - July 6, 2012, 8:46 am
or maybe you should go to sleep...
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:22 pm
You wanna talk nightmares? I'm married... with children. More children than Al Bundy had.
spacedog - July 5, 2012, 5:48 pm
Woke up, fell outta bed, dragged a comb acro55 my head.
Sho - July 5, 2012, 10:18 am
Aw, you already used that caption :P. Very good nonetheless. Five'd & Fav'd


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




marriage advice #1 -




DOG KNIGHTS - You have been spayed You have been neutered and You have been found wanting


TAGS: dog knight armor
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Gavin James Smith

Player_Meyer - October 12, 2009, 10:31 am
haha... a Knights Tale... wags when he vanquishes his foe... lol good job


THE BARK KNIGHT -


TAGS: bark knight dogs michael vick
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
And only about 3000 comments behind #1...go go go! You can do it!
DreMagnum - March 29, 2010, 1:45 pm
Dont mind this one, just being #2 in comments
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:38 am
He burned brightly.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 12:35 am
See there he is.
agdaniele - December 31, 2009, 9:15 pm
Come on, noobs... welcome to Motifake and all, but PLEASE take more than 20 seconds per poster... I'm approving things I normally wouldn't... just so the new posters don't slow to a trickle. Please try harder!
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 10:41 am
go back to your glory hole job Tosser
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:40 am
You are a disgrace to humanity, and therefore you must kill yourself immeadiatley. No, really!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:56 pm
Secondly... those who 1L only the top 5. You look at the posters submitted before and after them, and that user hasn't voted on them... just 1L'd the top 5. That's not cool.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:55 pm
I've explained to many that I'm not going all, as you put it, Ges***o. Carpet bombers are not cool. If you're going to carpet bomb someone, start today... and vote 1L on their posters.. just don't carpet bomb their cache.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
I'm sure he realizes that you're not like the Ges***o. You're just after the snipers and carpet bombers...and that's a mission we can all get behind.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
Bone is good people... it's more of an issue of overall/general anonymity to him, I'm sure. I have no interest in watching what everyone votes. Just hitting certain abusers. 1L to your heart's content!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:27 pm
Odd.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 11:22 pm
Well...that isn't suspicious at all.
BoneCD - December 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
If you really want to stop the 1L madness then stop all voting!
BoneCD - December 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
Great! I think that you're all out of F'n control and Big Brother is upon us. Good luck with all that!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:50 pm
Nah... just the most recent. Same IP 1L'd my two last night... and again now. Not bright.
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 10:50 pm
Relaxing after a final, and reading a book. I'm just that hardcore.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 10:49 pm
That's charitable of you, Random...perhaps a bit TOO charitable. Where were you on the night of...tonight? jk
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 10:45 pm
I'm sure it took some amount of IQ to click on all your posters. The bombers at least have to have that, right?
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:45 pm
If it happens again, I'll ban the IP address, and we'll play a game called "which motifaker isn't here anymore?"
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:44 pm
Got my top ones bombed again. Cool part is, I've now got the IP address. Idiot.
CANADA - December 16, 2009, 12:50 am
PMS strikes again
agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:24 am
Aparently, attitude ain't on vacation!
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:23 am
geeeez, somebody needs a beer or something...
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:20 am
way*
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:20 am
Sorry bone, but it looks like I will be able to visit here more often than I thought I would before. thanks for the warm welcome by the was....jerk
agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:19 am
Back already?
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:17 am
Dre...Dre's not here, he's home for the holidays. Try next week, K.
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:13 am
Seriously? I leave a less than a week ago, and you spam my poster with 300+ comments? thanks guys
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:46 am
Good night Mrs. Howell.......Me and my coconut radio will se ya later.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:39 am
later Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 1:37 am
Good night one and all. (Including Moooo+.)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 1:23 am
HA! Bad ph**oshop tomorrow. I've never done ph**oshop so I should be in like flynn.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:24 am
Wait.... is veggie here? Or, is it the cucumber warrior now?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:23 am
Goodnight, cow... jumping over the moon.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:19 am
Night, Canada... just remember.... You can't stop the beat!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:18 am
Night Jon Boy!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:17 am
Don't apologize CANADA....just edumacate yer self....Night Aggy.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:17 am
ya i gota crash too, night
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:16 am
I'm off to bed... 3 hours of sleep needed before doing hard labor. (no, not picking strawberries)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:15 am
Don't be coy.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:14 am
sorry moo, but i've never heard of him before
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:13 am
Guilty ;)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:13 am
(and the hole in it)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:12 am
But I'm only attracted to aggy....it's the sombrero.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:11 am
Awww...you guys.....you guys, YOU Guys......I love you guys.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:10 am
I've been hit by bigger girls than you.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:10 am
already watched it
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:09 am
Indeed, moooooo... and that comment, coincidentally, gets you a very hard slap. It takes the attention from the knee to the nuts.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:09 am
Jon Lajoie FTW!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:08 am
Yep.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:08 am
Aren't those all the same Aggy?
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
v***** Hubris?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
Support your Canadian Brother.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
@ Random and CANADA....read my thread!......Follow the instructions...You'll love it.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
Hell, I've never dated a mexican... puerto rican, argentinian and cuban... but never the meximelts.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:06 am
I know.... I'm legal.... that's sooooo not ***y.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:05 am
I like a girl who built her own truck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:05 am
They're not avoiding you Aggy...there's just a guy on the next block with a bigger burrito.....and a green card.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:04 am
your balls in an open window on a cold night?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:03 am
Neither of you Canucks know what a blueberry blond is?......
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:03 am
I have had a lot of blonde girlfriends, but have always prefered red and brown.
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 4:02 am
Lot of brunettes in Calgary
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:02 am
No good, Canada... smart girls know well enough to stay away from me.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:01 am
all kinds at the U of M
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:00 am
Really? What the hell? Lazy-ass mexicans can't make it up to Canada? It's not like you guys don't buy oranges or anything.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:58 am
We don't have the ethnic diversity you guys do Aggy....It's either Irish girls or blueberry blonds in Canada.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:56 am
lol
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
I met her at a car show, my truck was next to her's
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
d***... is this motifake or e-harmony?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
And, lating girls are more physical... touchy-feely. Having a traditional italian upbringing, it's what I'm used to. Prefer it.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
her
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
Had one long ago... sicilian girl. MEAN! A string of those types pushed me to decide that latin girls are better... more emotional, but with better benefits... cooking, cleaning, bed, bath and beyond. Makes the arguments more bearable.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
ya i like to show here off
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:51 am
Skinny redheads.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:49 am
I wasnt showing off i made that truck myself i had alot of pride in it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:45 am
Show offs?....elaborate please.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:44 am
Awwwwwww.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:41 am
I only wanted it to happen to my other truck, they scatched my baby
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:39 am
d***, Canada... it's my theory that nothing like that ever happens to me because I want it to.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:38 am
but there was no way they could start it, i had a switch under the steering column that killed the power to the starter
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:35 am
I had it in the city for a year. i caught two guys trying to steal it. one got away and, andhe other might have needed an ambulance, not sure becausei left him there
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:34 am
Bunch of show-offs, you two.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:33 am
Anyways...errrr.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:33 am
If you had it in the city It would be stolen by now anyways.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:32 am
I like skinny redheads as well.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:32 am
she misses the truck as much as i do.I even let her drive it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:30 am
My best friend works for the theater Union in WPG.....I might be able to hook you up. And I was just kidding aboot the Straight comment.....I've seen pics of your truck....and your GF.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:27 am
***ual bribery.........My arch nemesis. They think they control us.....v*****l Hubris be d***ed!!!!!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:26 am
yes im strait
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:26 am
Cunning.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:25 am
My GF put me through a dry spell to take her to one in minneapolis, but i out lasted her! then took her anyway so i didnt look like an a**hole. i left friday night
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:25 am
Spam-a-lot was ok... I guess I was just expecting more of the holy grail movie.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:24 am
Hairspray? Ugh. Mamma Mia, I could handle.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:23 am
Spamalot is the only thing I could stomach visiting a theater for.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:22 am
That's how I keep 'em coming back.....WTF? CANADA goes to musicals......I thought he was straight.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:22 am
worst one ever! hairspray
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:18 am
9 hours on the road today. worst part, my GF wouldnt let me honk at the "honk if you're ho***" bumper sticker
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:16 am
Canada... what musical was it again?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:16 am
I'm sure it was a sight they'd remember for a lifetime... those sort of emotional scars never heal.


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


Goodnight -


TAGS: nightmare monster horror
Rating: 3.5/5

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CloudchaserS - May 8, 2013, 1:19 am
IN YOUR CLOSET, IN YOUR HEAD!
getuppunk - May 7, 2013, 8:45 pm
cool ty
Sho - May 7, 2013, 7:11 pm
Nice, good picture eh? I have it in my collection. Normally I don't use a pic that's already here but I think I'll make an exception this time :)


TROLLOLOL - What? You mad bro


TAGS: happy halloween trolling your night
Rating: 3.33/5

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motifayk - November 20, 2011, 7:57 am
No bro.... not atroll


Gilgamesh -


TAGS: anime fate stay night sword missile launcher
Rating: 3.18/5

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mihawk13 - May 10, 2011, 10:44 pm
It's from Fate/Stay Night, an anime about a war that takes place every so many years. Gilgamesh is statistically the most powerful warrior in the series. He's also a massive douchebag. I'd like to thank whoever made this though, you are my hero.
culos - February 14, 2011, 7:04 am
I'm proud to say that I haven't got a clue
mirage183 - February 14, 2011, 3:20 am
What is this pic from?


THE BATMAN OF ZUR-EN-AARH - Wow! Bats musta been totally stoned that night!


TAGS: the batman of zur en aarh d c comics dark knight joker rip
Rating: 2.88/5

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cbc_rules - August 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Actually, in that particular issue, he was stoned. He was on some kind of crystal meth or something.
Agent K - July 29, 2009, 10:10 pm
gave me a good chuckle so 5 poodles for you


GREY KNIGHTS - Because sometimes badass just isn't enough to get the job done.




KNOCK KNOCK -


TAGS: late night sean moooooooo
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - April 23, 2011, 1:02 pm
Lmfao
Sean - April 22, 2011, 8:31 pm
That's hilarious. And that's our Mooooooooooooooooooo, folks. He ain't heavy, he's my bother. (And no, that's NOT a typo.)
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2011, 4:28 pm
Now that's fu.cking funny!
Bull - April 22, 2011, 12:04 pm
HAHAHA!!!! I think I peed a little!!!
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 11:13 am
Some of my pancakes came out my nose


NIGHTMARES - Don't read this poster if you're scared of spiders. Oh, sorry.




IGNORANT -


TAGS: sleep alone nightmare
Rating: 4.2/5

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Sho - July 15, 2012, 1:49 pm
152796 :P
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 1:36 pm
I called myself a n00b in reference to my time spent here. I also called myself a narcissist which means that I already know I'm better than all of you...at least that's what your girlfriends think ;)
Sho - July 15, 2012, 12:45 pm
Lmao y'all are killing me xD
GaryO - July 15, 2012, 12:29 pm
…and the Sho must go on…..hind ends up everyone! First sniff’s on me. Cheers.
Sho - July 15, 2012, 12:15 pm
Point well made, steve. And no need to call yourself a noob, we all get better by learning and trying
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:14 pm
quality work. So as a n00b and as a narcissistic bitter old man, I ask you all to kiss and make up before I have to put you all over my knee ;)How's that for length? LOL
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:10 pm
not matter as long as it's good and entertaining. I find shorter and precise easier to read with my short attention span. Part of the beauty of Motifake is that it allows a variety of styles for a variety of tastes and I find all the regulars here do
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:06 pm
I realize that I'm just a n00b but if I can offer my opinion, I personally look at the pic first, then the title, then what is written below. Each must grab my attention and keep it or I stop and move on. I hate to waste time and while length to me does
Sho - July 14, 2012, 11:35 am
Let me put it simple for you. It doesn't matter tome if you don't like long posters. I will keep making more. The mods like them, a lot of other people on the site likes them. And I know you love them too. There will be more so sit back, learn and enjoy.
spacedog - July 14, 2012, 10:46 am
Ha! So why don't you re-read your first comment on this poster and see if it resembles pi55ing and moaning? Do you plan on sharing any positive opinions of posters or is trolling all we can expect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2012, 10:37 am
I was hoping that you'd catch on and realize that no one agrees with you...Why do you think that you get to decide how posters should be made? you've got no business criticizing anyone's posters.
RealityCheck - July 14, 2012, 10:29 am
Not nearly as easy as whining when someone criticizes.
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:36 pm
You have made this point before. You are entitled to your opinion, but I like this poster. I gave it 5L. Sho creates great atmosphere with his posters. You should try it. It's not easy, like criticizing.
Sho - July 13, 2012, 7:28 pm
You like these don't you? I'll make sure to make a lot more.
RealityCheck - July 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
Yet another FABULOUS short novel by one of the members here.... as a demotivator, however, it leaves something to be desired. Like EDITING FOR BREVITY.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:10 am
Another fanta5tic Motifake by Sho that creeps me out, reminding why I sleep with a buck knife XD Good job, dude! Well worded.
Jerry430 - July 13, 2012, 1:49 am
Isn't that that one guy from Ponyo?
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:42 am
I KNEW IT!!


ONE NIGHT STAND - Yes there is, but don't forget about the lamp


TAGS: one night stand lamp
Rating: 3.74/5

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holymoly - January 13, 2012, 7:20 pm
Point taken.. Clever


NIGHTMARES -


TAGS: nightmares dreams hand urn beware
Rating: 3.67/5

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Believer - December 5, 2012, 12:06 am
Wow, amazing. The image is really good.


SHEEP SHAGGING -




ANIME NIGHT LIFE - Yessir, the excitement never stops.


TAGS: nighthawk nighthawks anime manga fullmetal alchemist naruto inu yasha inuyasha
Rating: 2.79/5

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MasterMachine - September 27, 2010, 3:22 pm
Anyone else notice Picachu in da background???


THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAA! -


TAGS: this is sparta drill dentist nightmare ouch
Rating: 1.8/5


WARNING - If you are found here tonight, they will find your cold dead body here tomorrow


TAGS: warning girl gun dead tonight
Rating: 4.67/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 30, 2011, 10:24 pm
Ya know, after staring at it for 30 secs and looking away, it kina looks as if Jesus is pointing at you. 5L and fav'd


WAKE UP - IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE [ ]P. Diddy [x] Going back to sleep




NOW ALONE IN THIS WORLD -


TAGS: lonely alone barren nightfall devoid
Rating: 3.95/5

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djrcreative - January 19, 2012, 3:10 pm
@LA Well, then, less browsing, more writing! ;)
Rhovanmark - January 19, 2012, 1:31 am
I enjoy seeing what new and creative posters you make. Keep it up La.
LiquidAngel - January 18, 2012, 4:13 am
This one is, most I've just found while browsing.
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:15 am
Great poem(s). Are they your own?
Iconoclast - January 17, 2012, 11:42 am
Great picture + great caption = Great Poster !
maoworks2 - January 17, 2012, 11:20 am
Very Nice !


NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: nightmare midget seed
Rating: 3.64/5

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Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:45 pm

the seed is the mental image of this guy in your brain so that you have nightmares. meh...
Spades - July 4, 2010, 5:17 pm
Only one seed!? He looks like he took a watermelon patch in from this guy!
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
You planted a seed? Where? In him? Ok, that, I can't get outta my head.


WHITE KNIGHTS - This is how I think women see me on the internet.




Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm -


TAGS: monty python holy grail knight king arthurs court shrubbery ni it burns us silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 8:01 pm

I'd like to see that! I've hit a snag on the 'bring out your dead' poster, can't find a decent quality pic
spacedog - September 27, 2013, 7:45 pm
HA! I've thought about doing one on the original "red wedding" when Lancelot goes berserk. Nice one 5ilver.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 3:31 pm

As you wish
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:32 pm
best movie ever...a 5l do onenow bout the bring out yer dead...pwetty please...for a gal in pain.bats her eyelashes and pouts.


COMMUNITY -


TAGS: dark cold fragrant night
Rating: 4.54/5

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BaggaTxips - May 2, 2012, 7:48 am
Anyway thewing blows, doesn't really matter too-oo mooooooooo
slohand - August 26, 2011, 8:18 pm
Darn i was thinking med rare with hash browns on the side To bad i skipped lunch
spacedog - August 13, 2011, 2:00 pm
Crap... me meant mean. LOL
crankyhead - August 13, 2011, 12:29 pm
5tampede!
Greeny - August 13, 2011, 12:17 pm
me or mean? nice anywhos...


DREAMS - Our world, bathed in the night, waiting to fade between the waves of the surface




...STOLE MY BIKE? - I guess its the "Catpod" now.




REMEMBER LAST NIGHT - When your loud music and swearing kept the rest of the camp awake ?


TAGS: remember last night music lud camp camoing tent mud
Rating: 2.81/5

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MO - December 29, 2009, 12:44 am
Canada was here!!!


THE DARK KNIGHT - the directors cut, starring Al Gore




LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


SENIOR CITIZEN SELF-DEFENSE -




DREAMS - I would rather remember them and cry than not remember at all




I COME IN THE NIGHT... - for your fruit!!


TAGS: night fruit
Rating: 4.18/5

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lilshiorta - June 9, 2011, 5:14 pm
Rawfulmao:D XDXD


EVIL EMPIRE -




BREAKFAST MENU - todays options are Leftovers or Bacon Maybe the bacon smell will wake her up so she leaves.


TAGS: one night stand
Rating: 4.1/5

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Me_ - April 7, 2010, 3:30 pm
Always go to her place, so you can leave before she wakes up.


FLYING - is not dangerous Crashing is dangerous


TAGS: night mission
Rating: 4.05/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2010, 12:16 pm
God, I hope that's sarcasm.
andnowforme0 - October 16, 2010, 11:57 am
man if if weren't for gravity, we wouldn't even need airplanes! Stupid gravity!
ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yep, I can tell you the cause of d*** near every airplane crash...... Gravity.


JOUSTING - Add a little time travel for spice and BAM it's epic.




THE DARKSIDE - Celebrating diversity since 1162!


TAGS: darkside darth vader darkwing duck dark knight
Rating: 3.39/5

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AD - October 17, 2009, 4:50 am
Is motifake going to be taken over by stormfronters like ebaum and ytmnd were in times past? It looks like it.
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:44 pm
Based on the votes I don't think anyone really looked at the pic and thought about it...this is a nugget of gold MWLF! 5 flashlight-carrying Leos.
SD-619-II - October 15, 2009, 2:53 pm
Where's Cthulhu?
rogueagent - October 15, 2009, 2:41 pm
Darkwing Duck is not a bad guy.


Hush! -




THE HUNTER KING -


TAGS: at least forseti will eat well tonight ice
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - September 27, 2010, 6:01 am
Hell yeah, I remember those days when the popular German pumpkins were not hunted into extinction yet. I hit at least 6 out of 10 with my heavy air rifle. They called me The German Predator. Secure your vegetables!!!
ICEMAN - September 27, 2010, 1:27 am
Could it be because those are squash?
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 12:48 am
I like it, but the gords confuse me...5/5


I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE -


TAGS: prom night
Rating: 4.63/5

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spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:27 pm
that must have been one awesome night 5L
maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 7:12 am
WoW !
lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 11:40 pm

Maybe we should start a list.
mariand - April 20, 2012, 5:30 pm
lol


thinking about me? -


TAGS: sleep nightmare scary
Rating: 4.17/5

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Vinxman - May 9, 2013, 10:09 pm
FYI--This is definitely not a good pick up line. I won't try that one again.
CloudchaserS - May 9, 2013, 12:06 am
And if I hacksaw the legs of my bed so you can't hide under it, then what? Hide in the closet? Then to get me, you'd have to come out of the closet


'HEY MACARENA...!!' - Come join me, dance with me.. And all you fellas chat along with me.....


TAGS: arabs dance sheiks arabian nightclub
Rating: 3.92/5

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Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:21 pm
Funny...I like it. 4/5


HAPPY HOLLANDAISE! - From: Jimbo (not pictured), Jimbo Jr. (not pictured), Shelly (not pictured), Tina (not pictured), Uncle Ricky (not pictured) and Bertha.


TAGS: favorite food assignment with centerfolds get it center folds goodnight folks
Rating: 3.83/5

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Sean - December 21, 2009, 7:07 pm
Holy eggs benedict! I think I'm in lust.
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 8:03 pm
Niiiiiice.


FED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT -




OIDHCHE MHATH -


TAGS: goodnight
Rating: 3.68/5

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crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:34 pm
bump
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 10:52 am
Happy thanksgiving!
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 10:22 pm
oui, mon ami, c'est sur. You've never wondered why there's always the faint trace of an overripe gouda when in the company of un francais?
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 10:11 pm
Flatulence means you're fluent in french?
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 10:06 pm
perpetually drunk and consistently flatulent, yes.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 10:05 pm
So, you're half irish and half french... is that what you're saying?
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 10:03 pm
Touché rerun, touché .
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 10:02 pm
I'm 100% Canadian, but my mother was born in Ireland, so I have a soft spot in my heart for all things emerald.
rerun - October 2, 2010, 9:59 pm

the 1st time may have been an accident....but over 5000 times (as many times as cubby has made posters)them is almost suspect.....
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:58 pm
In all honesty, I never even called the bottle back... and more of it spuirted in the air than inside me. Ok, ok.... it went off before I sat on it. Sorry. I'm 3/4 italian, 1/4 german. Perfect mod mix, huh?
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:56 pm
I'v been drinking Guinness since I was 19. One drunken night, I accidentally (that's the story I'm sticking to) sat upon a Guinness bottle... the widget popped off, and ever since, I'm irish by injection.
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 9:50 pm
You have a some Irish in you Aggy? (that's not supposed to sound as Gaelic as it does)
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:41 pm
slainte!
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 12:38 pm
Anyone for a round of The Fields of Athenry?
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 10:19 am
Beautiful.
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 7:01 am
I got HAPPY FINGERS!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 6:48 am
You said that already....drunk bastard. What did you say!! You stupid cow....f*** you. your momma's a cow.....eat **** bovine!!!..................thought I would save a few steps mthere.
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 6:28 am
3.55>2.9 There is something wrong, very wrong!!!
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 6:28 am
3.55>2.9 There is something wrong, very wrong!!!
Ed-Hyde - July 24, 2009, 1:06 pm
classic. 5 animal crackers
GySgt1811 - July 24, 2009, 11:53 am
By the faith...'tis true!
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 9:10 am
LMAO...5 Poodles here


SUCCESS -


TAGS: in the jungle the quiet jungle the lion belches tonight
Rating: 3.5/5

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Derek - November 15, 2009, 2:24 am
Heheh, tell that to Goldman-Sachs
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:06 am
Beautiful. 5L


SQUIRREL KNIGHT - He is not pleased.




THIS HAT -


TAGS: caddyshack judge smails ted knight hat
Rating: 2.7/5

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Airman - November 9, 2010, 6:10 pm
oh, but it looks good on you!
Zagato - March 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
wtf? lol


TGIF -


TAGS: thank god its friday sayings tuesday ruins nights realization
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 12:33 pm
Tip one back for me!
maoworks2 - November 6, 2014, 8:45 am
SKOL !
MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:54 am
Oh paleeese! Don't go all hi-tech on me. Cheers!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 12:52 am
How many times? Depressing enough to buy a digital watch.


Mornight -


TAGS: deflicted definitions mornight working night shift what day is it
Rating: 4.93/5

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mizzdizz - July 29, 2015, 2:09 am
LOL! Especially the confusion over what day it is! 5 lol lions!
Silverheart - July 29, 2015, 1:43 am

This is the first of a series of posters; Deflicted Definitions - words that should be words.
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 12:01 am
fav too btw
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 12:00 am
so been there...FriSat: stumbling around mumbling until waking up at 7-11 near the coffee station...then...off we go


Awkward Moment -


TAGS: awkward moment cat animals night
Rating: 4.89/5

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JesusWept - November 17, 2015, 4:49 pm
Thanks!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:01 pm
ROTFL!!!!! My neighbor's truly adorable fluffball figured out how to jimmy the screen on my window last summer---closed the window after that! Not the best way to wake up! 5 ROTFL lions!


Bonfire Night -




ON WEDNESDAYS I GO SHOPPIN' - And have buttered scones for tea


TAGS: he sleeps all night and he works all day
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - May 11, 2010, 9:24 pm
nice one airman 5L's
sickartist - May 11, 2010, 8:24 pm
5 "I'm Okay" L's
Derek - May 11, 2010, 7:56 pm
The poor horses; must have sprigs on their shoes for traction


PERSECUTION -




DATE NIGHT - A nice ride, maybe a little wine and then... I'm makin' love to ewe


TAGS: date nights are for lovers
Rating: 4.21/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 7:50 pm
Yuckkkkk!
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:29 pm
That's OK, Tellit...that guy probably likes his animals somewhat active!
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:57 pm
I'm somewhat of an animal activist.... but this one did get me laughing. Cute.
forseti - April 13, 2011, 1:42 pm
you will goat 5 lions from Hawa I guess... ;)
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 1:10 pm
bea5tiality!


NIGHTMARES..DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP, -


TAGS: nightmare
Rating: 4.17/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:44 pm
What my ex gf sees in the mirror.


CONAN, DAVE, JAY - The bar was set pretty high


TAGS: the tonight show
Rating: 4.04/5

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R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 10:51 am
Sweet! He will always be missed!
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:35 pm
the undesputed King of late night. 5 Carnac's
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:30 pm
They can't even see the bar that Johnny set.


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